What does the whole “T-minus” thing mean, anyway? Anyone here work for NASA?
At any rate, we depart for Hawaii in 23 days. It’s our first vacation together, and we’ll be trapped together on a traveling ship for eleven days. It’s pretty cool. From a horn-dog point of view, it certainly works to my advantage. I mean, there are only so many places she can run before I corner her and she has to…kiss me.
I’m not telling you to brag. Alright, I’m telling you to brag a little bit. They have an internet café on board, and I’ll have my digital camera and laptop. Obviously, there will be plenty for my Very Good Friend and I to do during which photo taking would be wholly inappropriate. You know, like snorkeling.
(Sheesh, you all have such dirty minds.)
But there will be plenty of “photo ops”, I’m sure. It will be fun coming up with creative ways to hide my face in the pictures. You know, sort of like on Charlie’s Angels, where you never see actually see Charlie. Not that it mattered to ME if I saw Charlie’s face, what with all the T&A around.
The bad news is that I’ll be very busy the next couple of weeks and don’t know how often I’ll be able to write. I have volunteer duty at the Animal Shelter this Saturday, which is going to be a blast.
Next Friday, We’ve got great seats to see Ben Folds in concert.
Then, the week after that, I turn 32. I invite you to pour one out for your homey in Los Angeles.
On the weekend of the 26th the Comedy Sportz Olympics are in Los Angeles, and I’m trying to secure tickets for that. I always bring a glass of milk to those things so I can have the juvenile thrill of shooting it out my nose. You should try it sometime. Really lubes up the sinuses too.
Then, the weekend after that, it’s off to the only U.S. state to my west.
No, I won’t be packing my Speedo. I don’t care how much you’re dying to see me in it.
5 comments:
So you mean you have a life? *sob*
and you'll forget about us? *sob*
and you're not packing your speedos?
Cooool!!!!!
;)
i've always wondered what that t-minus thing meant as well.
what the heil is a horn-dog???
i've never heard of that.
ChickyBabe - you're such a drama queen.
Dan - Really? You've never heard the term "horn dog?" I'll tell you what it is when you're older... :)
J - I'm only emulating the master ;).
First off, Alaska is to our west as well. And so are parts of WA and OR, so...there.
Second off, you won't be here for my birthday and that makes me very sad. Screw off. The other J leaves on my birthday, so I'll be left with no one. *pout*
Thirdly...I really have nothing else to say, but there should always be at least 3 things in a list. If there aren't, then that's just not a list and is quite stupid.
I actually did know people who worked for NASA and I did know the answer to why they use "T-minus..." I believe it's "Takeoff." Takeoff minus 10 seconds...it takes too long to say, so they shortened it to "T."
I could be wrong, but that's ok. I can live with that.
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