Turn ons and turn offs (part the first)

And so, we begin. The house lights dim, the audience shifts impatiently and anxiously in their seats. J takes center stage, under a single spotlight, and says into the microphone:

1. Wasps. Actually, the threat of being stung by any insect is a turn-off. Fear of injury just doesn't do it for me. Obviously, I’m not into S&M.

2. New-Age music. I don’t need to re-align my chakra, thanks.